The Oklahoma City Police Department shared security camera footage revealing that a package-stealing porch pirate was actually a pair of canine "pooch pirates.” The video, posted to Facebook, shows a dog approach the front door of the home, pick up a package in its mouth, and flee the scene with a second dog. "Evidence shows clear intent, flawless teamwork, and zero remorse — just pure tail-wagging confidence," police wrote. The package, which was safely recovered, turned out to contain a set of drill bits. "These thieves were no bark, all bite! If you recognize these fur-ocious felons give them a doggy biscuit," the post said. Police joked that charges pending against the dogs include: "conspiracy to commit snack theft, paw-sitively impersonating master thieves, and being fur-ociously adorable.”
